Decapitated!

Looked forward to a bran or blueberry muffin this morning and I woke up to find the massacre. The people who live at my home (or an intruder) came and decaptitated the poor muffins! The beheaded muffins looked so forlorn and unappetizing.

Since muffins are just breakfast cupcakes after all, this is a frequent occurrence at my house. Who is this mad muffin murderer?

Perhaps we should learn to just purchase the muffin tops and make it easier on the "cereal" killer. And speaking of, please pass the milk!